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Father's Daze[edit]

Klaus: Damn, Steve! You wake up camera ready, lucky dog! Takes me hours to shake that “just woke up” look.

Steve: No time for what?

Klaus: And your morning voice sounds clear as a sparrow! Me? Forget about it! No phone calls before noon.

Steve: Klaus, I have to get started on my dad’s present.

Klaus: Damn, and no morning breath? Do you sleep with mints in your mouth?

Hayley: It turns out the only thing that makes you a good dad is being a guilty dad.

Stan: Yeah! And that's the true meaning of Father's Day.

Steve: NO!!

Francine: That's just a character flaw!

Stan: Noticing my flaws.. and my strengths. Is that the true meaning of Father's Day?

Steve: Dad, I'll explain it all in the back of that guy's pickup.

Fight and Flight[edit]

Mr. Herschel: Look, this vape pen isn't gonna smoke itself behind the gym. The 'F' stands.

Steve: F? F? F? F? F?! F?! F?! F?!

Toshi: [in Japanese] He's gonna lose his shit!

[Steve starts screaming]

Barry: Don't worry, Barry know what to do! [He grabs Snot's Zoloft, tackles Steve and dumps several pills in his mouth]

Steve: [slowly] Now it's just gonna take me longer to finish freaking out.

Stan: [reviewing Steve's script] This still doesn't feel like a guaranteed 'A'. Atlantic Ocean? Pacific's bigger. Steve's teacher will find that much more impressive.

Steve: I think maybe he'll care a little bit more about historical accuracy.

Stan: Uh.. if I didn't care about historical accuracy, would I have stolen the actual Spirit of St. Louis from the Smithsonian?

Steve: What?!

Stan: The toughest part was convincing the guard I came in with it.

The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba[edit]

Hayley:Why don't you come down to the yoga and meditation center with me? I think it could really help you learn to love yourself.

Roger: I love myself all the time. At least once in the morning, and usually right before I go to sleep.

Hayley: Well, it sounds like your afternoon's wide open.

Roger: Yeah, we can go right after I jerk off.

Steve: Should should we turn on the TV?

Francine: I hope you guys are hungry, because I got us dinner reservations! We're gonna try something new and exciting. Sushi.

Stan: Geez, Francine, we just tried stromboli two years ago. Can you let us catch our damn breath?

Francine:Oh, please, Stan. You know I've been wanting to get more culture in our lives.

Stan: Culture? I thought you said you wanted more vulture in our lives. Fine, I'll go, but you'll have to figure out what to do with these gentlemen.

Vulture 1: It's alright we've got tickets for the theater, and if we don't leave now, we shall miss the curtain. I'll have Marcus bring up the car.

Vulture 2: Marcus is another bird.

Roger: I'm so nervous Hayley What if everyone notices me and calls me names? What if one of the names is Piss Head?

Hayley: Roger, this place is about removing your anxiety. They love me, and they're going to love you too.

Gina: Okay. Welcome, everyone. I hope I'm not being too forceful.

Chad: You're fine I'm Chad, this is Gina, and this is a giant crystal. The three of us will be guiding you today. Oh, it looks like we have some new faces here.

Portrait of Francine's Genitals[edit]

Principal Lewis: Steve, what's gotten into you? Your skin is clear, your voice sounds deeper.

Steve: Oh, it started happening once I stopped touching myself all the time.

Principal Lewis: Funny. I find the more I touch myself, the deeper my voice gets.

Steve: Let's just say I hope Lindsay's call was monitored and recorded, 'cause it was sexy as hell!

Klaus: Oh, Steve.

Steve: You sound just like Lindsay!

Bahama Mama[edit]

Stan: Ah, Saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows. [changes channel] A guy with question marks on his suit yelling tax secrets at me. [changes channel] Rick Steves' Glory Hole in Europe. [changes channel] And of course, the secret final episode of Caroline in the City.

[Cut to Caroline carrying an axe covered in blood with a crazed look on her face looking at her other cast members brutally killed]

Caroline: Now the city is mine!

[Stan laughs]

Stan: Still holds up!

Roger: Well, suck me off through a hole and call me Rick Steves, what is this?

Steve: It's Baywatch. You've never seen Baywatch?

Francine: You like this, Roger?

Roger: Franny, I like the smell of gasoline. I like to play with Stan's ding-a-ling while he sleeps. This.. this I love!

Stan: Wait, wh-what was the second thing?

Roger's Baby[edit]

Hayley: Where did you get a pregnancy test with sound effects?

Jeff: At Spencer's Gifts.

Roger: Let’s call him Jeff. I’m starting to think Tristan is a gay lion’s name.

Ninety North, Zero West[edit]

Francine: Santa has kidnapped Steve!

Jack: Steve Harvey? Santa's gone too far this time!

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Santa: So you're really not here to foil my plans?

Steve: No, I swear! I was just trying to have a nice Christmas.

Santa: Then what am I hassling you for? [to his henchman] Cut his throat. But make it Christmas-y

Whole Slotta Love[edit]

Steve: You don't know anything about being a flight attendant.

Roger: But I do know comedy, and that's all that matters at Southwest.

Hayley: With you there, people should check their sensitivities at the gate.

Roger: Oh my God, that's like a perfect Southwest joke! I want that joke!

Klaus: I've been experimenting with steroids. It's awesome! Now I wear tank tops with the thinnest straps you've ever seen.

The Witches of Langley[edit]

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Toshi: [in Japanese] This day has been badass.

Steve: It sure has, Toshi, my friend. Hey! I understand Tosh!

Toshi: [in Japanese] Finally! Now that we can communicate, there is something I must tell you.. I absolutely adore the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Steve: Oh. Cool.

Snot: We used the book, and it worked. But then all the power went straight to Steve's head.

Roger: When you're older, I'll show you where all the power goes straight to on me.

A Nice Night for a Drive[edit]

Steve: This is pretty high up. What if the egg shatters their windshield?

Snot: I thought you might say that. [He pulls out a cracked egg] Pre-cracked shells.

Steve: God, you know me.

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